Curse

bladeturner · Jan 21, 2008, 08:56 PM // 20:56

Okay, I 'm not complaining because I expected this was coming for a while, but my main toon has just won me a 72hour ban for offensive name. She was a necro named Jehovahs Waitress. This wasn't meant to be a dig at real JWs, but rather an expression of my love of puns. Oh well there's nothing so inoffensive that someone won't complain.

Now the issue, when I can get back on, I assume I'll be asked to change this name to something else. So I'm soliciting suggestions for a replacement name that fullfils my general requirements:

a) Funny
b) Not religious
c) A pun, preferably
d) not a respelling of a banned word
e) completely inoffensive

Rocky Raccoon · Jan 21, 2008, 09:14 PM // 21:14

Which was offensive Jehovah or waitress? If I had a smite monk and named him
God's Warrior would I get banned? I would go with something inoffensive to avoid a further ban.

Holy Table Servant

Dev121 · Jan 21, 2008, 09:16 PM // 21:16

I Got Banned For My Old Name So This Will Have To Do

maraxusofk · Jan 21, 2008, 09:36 PM // 21:36

try not to explode at this horribly cheesy pun

: son of a lich
optimus rhyme (actual band LOL))

.........TAKE IT NOW BEFORE ITS GONE

Flem · Jan 21, 2008, 10:00 PM // 22:00

I got an awesome one

Harmonized Milk

Skye Marin · Jan 21, 2008, 10:02 PM // 22:02

You could have some fun with Titles:

Not Too Flabby Not Too Shabby (10)

You Should Know People Know Me (2)

Check Out My Numchuck Skillz (3)

Bond James Bond Secret Agent (10)

And the ultimate in punniness:

Quelle Fromage

1 up and 2 down · Jan 21, 2008, 10:04 PM // 22:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by maraxusofk

try not to explode at this horribly cheesy pun

: son of a lich
optimus rhyme (actual band LOL))

.........TAKE IT NOW BEFORE ITS GONE

I'm an autobot and I find that pun offensive!

CougarTheTall · Jan 21, 2008, 10:22 PM // 22:22

My buddy caught a 72 hour ban for having a character named Nigerific Ranger, lol. Personally I've always wanted a toon named Spanky McAwesomepenis but it's too many letters.

Tyla · Jan 21, 2008, 10:26 PM // 22:26

surprise Buttsecks!

I Kill For Rice · Jan 21, 2008, 10:39 PM // 22:39

lol my friend made a sign that said "Lysdexia sux!"

not sure if they'll find that offensive

I Phoenix I · Jan 21, 2008, 10:40 PM // 22:40

Before you guys start posting names, just remember the 19 character limit on names.

XiaoTheBlade · Jan 21, 2008, 11:10 PM // 23:10

Betty Swallocks - probs taken tho
Mary Hinge - probs taken also

MagmaRed · Jan 21, 2008, 11:33 PM // 23:33

Gramer Iz Gud
Pobodys Nerfect
Forgot Memory Meds

Jake_Steel · Jan 21, 2008, 11:36 PM // 23:36

That's a funny name though... Sorry it was banned.

Ruby Lightheart · Jan 21, 2008, 11:37 PM // 23:37

MaNamey Nerfed

Edge Martinez · Jan 21, 2008, 11:37 PM // 23:37

Dyslexics Untie!

makosi · Jan 21, 2008, 11:43 PM // 23:43

'Paronomasia Victim'

MMSDome · Jan 21, 2008, 11:49 PM // 23:49

Atheists Are Retarded

bladeturner · Jan 21, 2008, 11:53 PM // 23:53

I'm considering the following:

Unbannable Name
Not Offensive
Perfectly Bland
Im Obeisant

I have a list of names I've thought of over the months, which I've ruled out because I don't want to get my ass banned again. Anyone is free to try them though:

Menstrual Show
Minstrel Cramps
Pabst Smear
Corn Hole Queen (I tried this one early on and was surprised the server took it).
Glory Whole Shebang (ditto)
Sixty Nine Skadoo
Apoco Lipstick
etc...

Jumping Is Uselss · Jan 21, 2008, 11:53 PM // 23:53

Sofa King Offensive <--- too bad your necro is female, then the name would fit very well